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Software engineer

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:44 am

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied,
Spoiler:
"They had eggs."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Software engineer

Postby dutchman » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:23 pm

I reckon it's the same bloke who programmed this server? :lol:
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