Tact

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Tact

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:46 am

My wife was trying on her new dress, "Does my bum look big in this?" She asked.

I walked out of the bedroom, went down the stairs, out the front door, and walked to the top of the street...

...Called her on my mobile, and said,
Spoiler:
"Not from here it doesn't."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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