One said “Jeez, I heard that your grandmother died recently, what did she have?”
“Only some jewellery, an old TV and a little bit of savings”
“No, that’s not what I mean. What was her trouble?”
“The elderly home, loneliness and bad eyesight”
“No, I mean what did she die from?”
“Oh, I see what you mean, she died from a broken neck”
“Good grief. How did that happen?”
“I asked her if she could get some potatoes and cabbage out from the cellar for tea. Then she slipped on the stairs and broke her neck.”
“Unbelievable! So what did you do then?”
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