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Courtesy of Bob Monkhouse

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:02 am

A guy broke into my apartment last week.

He didn't take the TV, just the remote.

Spoiler:
Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick :censored: .
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Courtesy of Bob Monkhouse

Postby dutchman » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:21 pm

Also:

"People laughed when I said I wanted to become a comedian, well..."

Spoiler:
"...They're not laughing now!"
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