Took a girl out on a date...

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Took a girl out on a date...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:07 am

I took a girl out on a date last night.

We went to an expensive wine and dine restaurant.

I tried my hardest to impress her for the obvious reasons.

Later, back at my house, we started kissing when she said, "Look I need to be fair with you, I don't have sex on the first date."

"That's fine," I said,
Spoiler:
"but how about on the last?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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