Murrell gets 5 years...

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Murrell gets 5 years...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 23, 2026 12:53 pm

Peter Murrell has been jailed for five years after embezzling SNP funds to buy cars, luxury pens and household goods.

Nicola Sturgeon says she was completely unaware.

Apparently, she thought the Jaguar had
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wandered in from the Highlands.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Murrell gets 5 years...

Postby dutchman » Tue Jun 23, 2026 2:47 pm

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