Lady of the night...

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Lady of the night...

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 19, 2026 1:50 pm

A bloke went to see a lady of the night.

The next day, he found out that he had crabs, so he went to her and complained.

To which she said,
Spoiler:
"For a fiver, what did you expect, lobsters?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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