Pregnant women...

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Pregnant women...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 24, 2026 11:48 am

At the bus stop today, two pregnant women struck up a conversation.

One patted her belly and said, 'Little boy!'

The other patted her belly and said, 'Little girl!'

They both looked at me, so I
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patted my belly and said, 'Beer.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pregnant women...

Postby dutchman » Fri Apr 24, 2026 10:40 pm

:lol:
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