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Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 20, 2026 12:40 pm

My mum was worried because my brother's face started swelling after eating some peanuts.

She calmed down after I explained that
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they were my peanuts.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Swelling...

Postby dutchman » Tue Apr 21, 2026 1:20 am

:lol:
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