Auctioned...

[rebbonk]

I was clearing out my late Nan's house, and I found an interesting-looking Chinese vase in a box in the attic.

I wondered if it was valuable, perhaps from the Qing or Ming dynasty. So I placed it with Sotheby's Auctioneers.

I'm delighted to say that it sold for a six-figure sum!

Spoiler:

£6

[dutchman]