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Doing a runner...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:57 am

With the price of fuel these days, I thought I'd do a runner from the garage.

So I put in £50 worth and drove off without paying.

Got caught, though.

Spoiler:
I'd run out of petrol before I left the forecourt.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Doing a runner...

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 27, 2026 5:57 pm

:lol:
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