'Back to my place...'

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'Back to my place...'

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 25, 2026 12:52 pm

The woman across from me in the train was absolutely stunning, and I gave her my best friendly smile.

' God, I'd love to take you back to my place, ' she said.

Unable to believe my luck, I agreed straight away.

On the car journey there, I thought of the fantastic evening that lay ahead of us.

Spoiler:
Turns out she was a dentist.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 'Back to my place...'

Postby dutchman » Thu Mar 26, 2026 2:55 am

:lol:
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