Robbed!

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Robbed!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:43 pm

Firstly, thank you, everyone, for your concern.

I'm ok, but quite shaken up, but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed yesterday evening at the petrol station.

I got myself together after it happened; my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy, and I was probably in shock.

My money was gone.

I called the police, they were fantastic and called for an ambulance as my blood pressure was through the roof.

The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them: "Yes,
Spoiler:
it was pump number 4!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Robbed!

Postby dutchman » Wed Mar 25, 2026 2:45 am

:lol:
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