Checkup

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Checkup

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 10, 2026 12:51 pm

A guy is having a checkup at the doctor's.

"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"

"I doubt it," says the doctor, shaking his head. "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc."

"Yeah, neither do I.
Spoiler:
My thermometer just broke!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72878
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Checkup

Postby dutchman » Wed Mar 11, 2026 3:06 am

:lol:
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 58240
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:24 am
Location: Spon End


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests

  • Ads