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Impressionists

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 02, 2026 11:49 am

I went on a date with a lass who said she wanted a sophisticated, cultured man.

Over dinner, she asked me, 'So, what is your favourite movement in the arts?'

'Well, I've always been partial to the French Impressionists, myself.'

'Good choice! Which French Impressionist is your favourite?'

Spoiler:
'I'd have to say Benny Hill.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Impressionists

Postby dutchman » Mon Mar 02, 2026 10:16 pm

:lol:
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