Match of the Day

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Match of the Day

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:57 am

I was laying in bed watching Match Of The Day last night.

My wife looked and me and said, "I really don't want to watch football."

I said, "I'm not that bothered, just turn over."

As she reached for the remote control. I said,
Spoiler:
"I meant face the other way!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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