Cycling...

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Cycling...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 03, 2026 12:26 pm

I went to the shop on my bicycle and bought a bottle of whiskey.

As I set off home, I thought, "If I fall off my bike, the bottle of whisky will break. I'd better drink it now."

Lucky I did, because
Spoiler:
I fell off seven times on the way home.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cycling...

Postby dutchman » Tue Feb 03, 2026 8:56 pm

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