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Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 28, 2026 12:00 pm

My wife didn't like the car I bought her; she wants something that goes from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds.

So I bought her
Spoiler:
a set of bathroom scales instead.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ungrateful

Postby dutchman » Wed Jan 28, 2026 6:08 pm

:lol:
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