Mikey the moron

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Mikey the moron

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 13, 2026 11:49 am

A brand-new teacher noticed that the kids kept teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.”

During recess, the teacher asked why.

One of the boys said, “Because he is a moron! Watch this…”

He held out a large 50-cent coin and a smaller one-dollar coin, inviting Mikey to take one.

Mikey looked at both and, just like the kids expected, took the 50-cent piece.

Later, the teacher pulled Mikey aside and gently said, “Mikey, the 50-cent coin may be bigger, but the one-dollar coin is worth more. You understand that, right?”

Mikey sighed and replied, “Of course, I understand that, sir.”

“Then why do you always choose the 50-cent coin?” the teacher asked.

Mikey grinned and said,
Spoiler:
“Because the day I take the dollar… is the day they stop giving me money.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mikey the moron

Postby dutchman » Tue Jan 13, 2026 12:47 pm

:lol:
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