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Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:58 pm

A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow, your absolutely gorgeous. How come your still single?"

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It's spelt "you're", I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dating message...

Postby dutchman » Tue Dec 09, 2025 5:50 pm

:lol:
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