Push harder...

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Push harder...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 17, 2025 11:57 am

I shouted, "Push harder" when my wife was in labour.

"I hate you!" she screamed.

I thought it was a bit harsh. It wasn't my fault
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the car broke down on the way to the hospital.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Push harder...

Postby dutchman » Tue Nov 18, 2025 1:57 am

:lol:
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