New neighbour

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New neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 14, 2025 1:38 pm

My new busty, attractive neighbour popped over earlier and said she wanted to dance, drink and have passionate sex and wondered if I was free tonight.

I replied, 'Definitely,' and she said, 'Brilliant,'
Spoiler:
because my dog needs looking after.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New neighbour

Postby dutchman » Tue Oct 14, 2025 6:47 pm

:lol:
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