Chicken for tea

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Chicken for tea

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 10, 2025 9:17 am

The wife said she got an ever ready chicken for tea.

I said, "Don't you mean oven ready?"

She said, "No,
Spoiler:
it's a battery hen."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chicken for tea

Postby dutchman » Fri Oct 10, 2025 10:07 am

:lol:
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