Help desk

[rebbonk]

Tech support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: 'P'... on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer:

Spoiler:

I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!