Old China

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Old China

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:18 am

A visitor to Hong Kong was browsing in a small back-street antique shop, when he spotted a rare dish and picked it up, saying to the shop owner 'This is rather nice!'

'Ah yes,' replied the owner. 'You can see. I got Ming!'

The visitor pointed to an ornate vase. 'How about that?' he asked.

'Ah yes,' answered the owner. 'You can see. I got Tang!'

The visitor next examined a small delicate bowl. 'Wait a minute!' he exclaimed, 'This has ''Made in Birmingham'' stamped on the bottom!'

'Ah yes' said the shopkeeper. 'You can see.
Spoiler:
I got stung!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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