When they ask why he needs to do this, he responds, "When I go to Heaven, I can speak with Moses and Abraham in their own language."
"What if you go to Hell?"
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by rebbonk » Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:16 pm
An American boy is sitting in a school library assiduously studying Hebrew when he starts getting mocked by his peers.
When they ask why he needs to do this, he responds, "When I go to Heaven, I can speak with Moses and Abraham in their own language."
"What if you go to Hell?"
When they ask why he needs to do this, he responds, "When I go to Heaven, I can speak with Moses and Abraham in their own language."
"What if you go to Hell?"
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