Running late...

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Running late...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:05 am

I just called my mate, I said, "Going to be a bit late, pal. Need to drop the kids off at the swimming pool."

He said, "Use my toilet if you want."

I said, "Cheers, buddy, but I think
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they've got their heart set on the swimming pool."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Running late...

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:44 pm

:lol:
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