Man killed on golf course

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Man killed on golf course

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:42 am

A foursome of blokes is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and fluffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those " :censored: LESSONS" I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken "golf lessons" instead!"

Spoiler:
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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