A policeman asks...

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A policeman asks...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 11, 2025 10:31 am

A police officer approached me and asked, "Have you seen a girl with black hair, a black dress, a big bust, long legs, wearing stockings and high heels?"

I replied, "No,
Spoiler:
but I have dreamt about her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A policeman asks...

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 11, 2025 5:05 pm

:lol:
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