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Pregnant?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 11, 2025 10:30 am

I told my gorgeous blonde patient that she was pregnant.

"How is that possible?," she asked, "I came in for a minor operation."

"It's a side effect of the anaesthetic," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pregnant?

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 11, 2025 12:35 pm

:lol:
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