The wife...

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The wife...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 23, 2025 11:51 am

I was looking at my wife, no teeth in, t*ts on her belly. Then she let out a massive f*rt.

"You're a mess and I'm disgusted with you," I said.

"I'm still the woman you love and married. Sometimes we let ourselves go a bit," she said.

Spoiler:
"We're on our bl**dy honeymoon!" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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