Uncle (triggering)

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Uncle (triggering)

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 26, 2025 8:47 pm

My uncle was heterosexual, but one time back in the 1980s he got really drunk at a Queen concert, and the next morning he woke up in bed next to Freddie Mercury.

'Oh my God,' my uncle said, 'I think I'm going to be sick!'

Freddie replied,
Spoiler:
'You don't know the half of it.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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