Helping my neighbour

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Helping my neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 19, 2025 11:55 am

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it.

You do something nice for someone and they
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threaten to ruin your life in return!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Helping my neighbour

Postby dutchman » Mon May 19, 2025 10:14 pm

:lol:
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