Getting ready for a party...

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Getting ready for a party...

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 19, 2025 11:57 am

A man and his wife are getting ready for a party...

Wife: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Man: "Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?"

Wife: "Yes, I promise!"

Man:
Spoiler:
"I sh*gged your sister!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Getting ready for a party...

Postby dutchman » Tue May 20, 2025 12:08 am

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