Girlfriend...

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Girlfriend...

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 17, 2025 10:36 am

My new girlfriend accused me of not loving her.

"Look, Emily," I told her. "You don't know what's on my mind right now. You're not the only important thing in my life."

Her reply:
Spoiler:
"My name is Laura!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Girlfriend...

Postby dutchman » Sat May 17, 2025 7:16 pm

:lol:
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