Fit mate

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Fit mate

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 16, 2025 11:53 am

My mate was the fittest person I knew.

He went to the gym 7 days a week.

he entered Ironman contests, he even did back-to-back marathons once.

Then one day he went for a jog in the park and BANG!

Spoiler:
He met a girl, got married, and now he's a fat git just like the rest of us!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fit mate

Postby dutchman » Fri May 16, 2025 10:47 pm

:lol:
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