Last night (bit naughty)

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Last night (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 25, 2025 11:50 am

I sh*gged a girl last night and she told me that I reminded her Usain Bolt.

I said, "Why because I'm athletic strong and fit?"

She said, "No, it's because you
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finish in 9 seconds!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Last night (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Tue Feb 25, 2025 2:54 pm

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