Shoplifting...

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Shoplifting...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:31 am

I was up in front of the magistrate for shoplifting.

"You have been brought before me for the theft of £212.39 pence worth of goods from Tesco. I must make you aware, as the cost of goods stolen is more than £200, the penalty for shoplifting can lead to a sentence of up to seven years" said the magistrate.

"£191.47" I replied.

"What do you mean?" asked the magistrate.

Spoiler:
"I've got a Clubcard"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Shoplifting...

Postby dutchman » Fri Jan 17, 2025 1:20 am

:lol:
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