Australian herder goes on holiday

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Australian herder goes on holiday

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:17 am

An Australian sheep-herder was taking a holiday in New Zealand and decided to borrow a 'ute' and drive out into the countryside.

As he passed one field, he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep.

He drew to the side of the road, wound down his window and yelleded, "Back in Oz, we shear our sheep, mate!"

To which the Kiwi replied,
Spoiler:
" :censored: off, get yer own!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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