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999

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:37 am

"999. Which emergency service do you require?"

"What time is the next train out of Victoria station?"

"Sir, that is not an emergency."

"It most certainly is,
Spoiler:
I'm tied to the tracks!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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