Security...

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Security...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 11, 2024 11:33 am

I remember being deployed as security for a Phil Collins gig and some bird tried to run past the queue to get in. I stopped her and sent her to the back of the line.

I said,
Spoiler:
“You can’t hurry Love, no, you’ll just have to wait”.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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