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Puppy...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 30, 2024 12:13 pm

I told my wife I had got a puppy, she went mad.

"OK," she said, "You feed it, you clean up after it, and you pay for it, we didn't plan for this "

Anyway, about six months later she greeted me from work with the biggest smile on her face, "Darling, I'm pregnant," she told me.

"OK, " I replied,
Spoiler:
"You feed it, you clean up after it, and you pay for it, we didn't plan for this. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Puppy...

Postby dutchman » Mon Sep 30, 2024 2:26 pm

:lol:
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