Starmer has an accident...

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Starmer has an accident...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 23, 2024 9:53 am

Keir Starmer is out jogging and accidentally falls into a river.

Three young lads saw the accident and without a second thought jumped in and dragged out the scared and soaking Starmer.

"Lads, you've saved my life and you all deserve a reward. You name it and I'll give it to you", said Starmer.

The first lad says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland".

Starmer says, "Certainly."

The second lad says, "I'd like the latest Xbox and a new TV."

Starmer says, "No problem."

The third lad says, "I'd like a wheelchair with built-in Wi-Fi and stereo attached to it."

Starmer says, "HEY....but you're not handicapped."

The lad replies, "Not yet
Spoiler:
but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Starmer has an accident...

Postby dutchman » Fri Aug 23, 2024 8:02 pm

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