Vampire

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Vampire

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 19, 2024 10:19 am

I saw this vampire sucking the blood out of a pensioner.

"Oy! " I shouted. "I thought you undead couldn't feed in the sunlight?"

"Undead?" he replied, "Don't be stupid,
Spoiler:
I’m Kier Starmer."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Vampire

Postby dutchman » Mon Aug 19, 2024 10:11 pm

:lol:
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