Blind date

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Blind date

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 14, 2024 10:51 am

My mate set me up on a blind date.

He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub
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wearing nothing but a nappy!
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Re: Blind date

Postby dutchman » Sat Jun 15, 2024 12:52 am

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