Just off the Reuters hotline....

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Just off the Reuters hotline....

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:21 am

President Sarkozy has raised the French defence warning level from "Run" to " Hide".

There are only two higher states of alert, "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

Spoiler:
It was brought about by a fire destroying France's only white flag factory, effectively crippling the French military capability.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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