Paddy and Mick

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Paddy goes into the pub and sees Mick at the bar, with a very long face.

"What's up?" he says to his mate.

"I got a call today to tell me that my father has died!"

Paddy says "I'm sorry to hear that, let me help you drown your sorrows."

Next night Paddy goes back to the pub and sees Mick there, looking even worse.

"What's up?" He asks, "still upset about you father dying?"

"It's more bad news!" Says Mick,

Spoiler:

"my sister called today and her father has died too!"