Elderly driver

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Elderly driver

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:17 am

An elderly man is driving down the M1 when his mobile rings.

Answering it, he hears his wife on the other end.

'Albert,' she says, 'Please be careful when you're driving back. I just heard on the radio that there's a maniac on the M1. He's driving the wrong way!'

'It's not just one,'Albert replies,
Spoiler:
'There's hundreds of them'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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