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TV film

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 25, 2024 2:26 pm

We were watching a film on the telly when all of a sudden the bloke lifts the woman onto the kitchen top and starts to make love to her,

"Yeah, right, " said the wife, " as if that happens. "

"I totally agree, " I replied, "the only thing that gets :censored: in our kitchen
Spoiler:
is the food. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: TV film

Postby dutchman » Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:05 pm

:lol:
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