She looked at me in disgust. "I don't want a drink and you've had quite enough."
"No, love." I replied, "I said: Did you fancy a tipple?"
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Fancy a tipple?
by rebbonk » Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:06 pm
After a few beers on the way home, I walked into the house, smiled at the wife and asked, "Fancy a tipple?"
She looked at me in disgust. "I don't want a drink and you've had quite enough."
"No, love." I replied, "I said: Did you fancy a tipple?"
She looked at me in disgust. "I don't want a drink and you've had quite enough."
"No, love." I replied, "I said: Did you fancy a tipple?"
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